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オレンジ隊長 2009-2-3 1:57  [返信] [編集]

だった〜んたらららだった〜ん。たらららだった〜ん♪。

 時は如月・・・・担当者浪士は宿敵、妥協上野介の屋敷、正門の前にいた。広報内蔵助が打ち鳴らすは締切り前陣太鼓。


鳴り響く太鼓の音。
「どぉ〜んどぉ〜ん(近づく締切り日)」。


「各々方、いざ。目指すは宿敵、妥協上野介の首。
 殿の無念、今ここに晴らすべし」。

「ご家老。正門が固く閉ざされております」。
「かけやで打ち破れ」
「ははっ・・・」ドカバキっ。ドカっ。
「ご家老、どうやら正門は特別あつらえで仕立てられているようですな(つぶやく古参の浪士)」。
「はしご隊かかれっ」。カカッ、土塀に投げかけられる仕掛け縄とはしご。乗り越える浪士たち。

かんぬきが抜かれ、ついに固く閉ざされていた正門が・・。 

ギギーッ。「いざ各々方・・・・・たっ・・・」。


「・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・」。

「あのぉ〜、わたくしども屋敷を間違えたのでしょうか?」


「いえ、ここでいいのですよ。皆さんのお越しを首を長くしてお待ちしておりました。皆さんようこそ広報セミナーへ」。

「広報の見識を深め、skillupしてください」。


オレンジ劇場
「自治体財政難と締切り日は固き門」

 副題:されど乗り越えるのも、また器量。
 副副題:表が駄目なら裏もある。両方ならなお楽し。

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